Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt butler J" in smaller capitals

J" in smaller capitals

BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE

Brown block text on horizontal banner strips reads "PETERSON'S

had a face carved on

Flowing white cursive script reads "Ski" above large hollow green block letters reading "GREENDALE

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt butler J" in smaller capitalsNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack